very chanel banana
no its a representation of how beauty is only skin deep you obviously dont understand the deeper meaning behind this photo of a bedazzled banana
no, look, the banana’s lost his fruit and his internal preservation - he’s lost his soul to material gain
You dont understand, this is a banana thT is like Andy in The devil wears prada, it is wearing some jewels to hide its true self
When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
thats the best comparison ever
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat
10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Disney Parks
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There’s one real skull left??? As in there used to be MORE?!
There are trash cans every 26 feet because that is the most steps someone will take before throwing garbage on the ground.
The magic kingdom park is designed like a hub and spoke so you can efficiently get from one area of the park to the other by crossing through the center.
All the sidewalks are painted red so that when the park is crowded your subconscious can recognize the difference in elevation. That way you don’t trip and get trampled by the crowds.
The cast are swapped out every 10 minutes to prevent heat stroke. They tried making water cooled suits but they caused hypothermia.
DONT YOU FUCKING TRY TO DISTRACT FROMT HE FACT THAT THERE IS ONE REAL SKULL “LEFT” AT A RIDE
THERE WAS MROE
THERE WAS FUCKING MORE OF THEM WHERE DID THEY GO
WHY ARE THEY THERE IN THE FIDST PLACE